how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
(via bake-the-dead-with-deans-pie)
the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea
could you not
comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
(via superherointhetardiswithawizard)
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
(via trenchcoatofsex)
Guys I could audition for Grease the musical, the one that is soon to be touring Australia if I was 4 months older….. I need to contact them to let them know I would be 17 over a month before opening night, I just really want this audition experience, I know I won’t get the part, but that doesn’t matter, I want the experience of auditioning for a professional show!!
But I can’t because I am four stupid months too young!!!!!!
When asked how she would feel about kissing Rupert or Dan.
(Source: clarys-jace, via holm-s)
lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address
PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’
im having too much fun
(via pondswands)
| Doctor: | *eliminates self from history* |
| Doctor: | *is found by children using Google* |
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
(via scienceofawesomeness)
Guys. When the 11th doctor regenerates, they should name the episode:
“The Clock Strikes TWELVE”
Right guys? Right?So how many people have to like this before it becomes canon.
What’d be even better is at some point in the episode a clock falls and hits the Doctor.
Literally, THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE
(via s-onic-youth)
| normal person: | "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off |
| me: | sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months |
there’s a thin line between word and world
get out
(Source: doglets, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)
(x)
Exactly.
Yeah Ben! Stick to your principles!
(Source: steven-moffat, via comealongmyraggedyman)
mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
(via shipeveryonewithsomeone)
kids these days with their euro direction and one vision
(via shipeveryonewithsomeone)
SERIES 8 OF DOCTOR WHO ISN’T AIRING UNTIL LATE 2014.
20FREAKING14
WE GET THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY AND ACHRISTMAS SPECIAL THIS YEAR AND THAT’S IT FOR LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF WTF
SO WE ARE THE NEW SHERLOCK FANDOM IS THAT IT
omg is this for serious
nO
(via lifeofadoctorwhofangirl)
